You’ll Never Guess Who Wanted Prostitutes to Form a Labor Union

This isn’t a fake story from The Onion or the Babylon Bee – although it sounds like one.

It’s true, and based on recently released texts and e-mails from a prominent U.S. politician’s son.

Any guesses?

If you guessed Hunter Biden, you’re right.

The son of President Joe Biden proposed a plan to unionize prostitutes. That’s according to texts found on a laptop that belonged to him.

Texts from 2018 and 2019 show that Hunter spent thousands of dollars on prostitutes in cities around the country.

On one tape recording, Hunter admitted he frequented strip clubs. And he found the strippers for hire to be smart and business-savvy.

At one point, Hunter suggested prostitutes form a labor union to better protect themselves. That’s according to a March 2, 2019 conversation he had with an employee at Los Angeles’s Chateau Marmont.

Believe it or not, there was some logic and reason behind this take. Here’s what he said according to the Washington Examiner:

“You organize without even organizing in any traditional way. If you want to advertise legally you go through the unions [of which] you’re a member. Your dues are the fees that you pay for advertising. Whomever does this first will be running the largest union in the country.”

Hunter claimed this union would be different than a pimp, because the union would require contracts proving interactions are consensual.

Pimps who want to interact with the prostitutes would be rated “like you rate nonprofits,” he explained.

He also defended sex work as a legitimate career and claimed it was just “like any other job.”

This new information came from texts and tape recording that were found on a laptop that allegedly belonged to Hunter.

The laptop was left at a Delaware computer repair shop and never picked up. However, Hunter claims to have no memory of dropping off the laptop.