Chess.

Yep, that’s it. Chess is racist.

Why?

Because white goes first.

Thankfully, not that many people are jumping on the ridiculous bandwagon, but the article is trying to convince people.

“Johann Lowenthal, a British master, put forth one of the first proposals of record to give white the obligatory first move.”

OH NO, NOT A BRITISH PERSON. AUTOMATIC RACISM.

Someone please get the liberals to stop being so upset about everything.