If you’re not a true chick fil a lover, this article is probably not for you.
But if you’re here, I’m guessing you are, and boy do I have some life changing news to bear.
Brace yourselves. This will hurt.
Chick-Fil-A… is experiencing a Chick-Fil-A sauce shortage.
This is a drama of pandemic sized proportions. I don’t know why there’s no media coverage. We need answers. We need Chick-Fil-A sauce.
There are those who are taking a dooms-day approach. This is highly recommended.
Manipulation has also been proving effective. Especially if the cashier is a liberal.
Could this all be part of Bill Gates’ planned food shortage? If so, he really hit the nail on the head. We’re slowing dying without our beloved sauce.
If the above tactics don’t work in your favor, there may be another route: The grocery store.
Happy Chick-Fil-A sauce hunting.