OH NO! Horrible News For Chick-Fil-A Lovers

If you’re not a true chick fil a lover, this article is probably not for you.

But if you’re here, I’m guessing you are, and boy do I have some life changing news to bear.

Brace yourselves. This will hurt.

Chick-Fil-A… is experiencing a Chick-Fil-A sauce shortage.

Yes 😭

This is a drama of pandemic sized proportions. I don’t know why there’s no media coverage. We need answers. We need Chick-Fil-A sauce.

There are those who are taking a dooms-day approach. This is highly recommended.

I was laughed at for stocking up on Chick-fil-A sauce. Now we have this shortage. Look who's laughing now..

— Ron. (@_ACTIONRONSON) June 1, 2021

Manipulation has also been proving effective. Especially if the cashier is a liberal.

Do u think it’s flirting if the girl at Chick-fil-A gave me 8 sauces with my meal despite the national sauce shortage?

— big magic (@bignutchuck) May 30, 2021

Could this all be part of Bill Gates’ planned food shortage? If so, he really hit the nail on the head. We’re slowing dying without our beloved sauce.

If the above tactics don’t work in your favor, there may be another route: The grocery store.

I find it real convenient the sauce shortage started after Chick-Fil-A began bottling their sauces 👀

— bone daddy👻 (@littlehoepeeep) June 1, 2021

Happy Chick-Fil-A sauce hunting.